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S5 / E9

Ron & Dianne

As Ron accepts a woodworking award, Diane feels threatened by another woman in his life. Jerry shows off his beautiful family at a Christmas party.

S4 / E14

Operation Ann

Leslie decides she needs to find Ann a new man. Ben must enlist Ron's help when he is stumped by Leslie's elaborate Valentine's Day scavenger hunt.

S3 / E4

Ron & Tammy: Part II

Tom tries to get back at Ron by going out on a date with Ron's ex-wife, Tammy, while Leslie tries to protect Ron from falling prey to her charms.

S3 / E16

Li'l Sebastian

Leslie and the parks team put together a memorial service for a dearly departed friend. Meanwhile, Tom makes a big life decision.

S2 / E8

Ron and Tammy

Leslie learns that the library department wants to take over her lot. The library is run by Ron's ex-wife, who still has an emotional hold on him.

S2 / E17

Woman of the Year

Leslie is outraged when Ron wins a "Woman of the Year" award for a project she started. Tom tries to find some money to invest in a local nightclub.